I haven't really had much to report for the past couple of days. I've done nothing but sit on the beach. No kidding. NOTHING. Today I was out there from 9:45 a.m. to 6:45 p.m. I even ate lunch out there. The only excitement has been deciding between pina coladas, mojitos, water, ice tea, or coca light. That's it. That's all I've done.
There was momentary excitement yesterday when I feared I had been drugged and possibly blacked out when the jet ski guy stopped by my palapa and said "remember me?", to which I replied , "No", and he said "no?" and I said "no" and he wondered off. I immediately feared I had blacked out at some point, but no, I can account for all my time here. Never seen him before in my life. I swear! He probably can't tell one blonde white chick from the next!
Only a couple of other things of interest to note. (1) People really have a difficult time choosing a swimsuit that is flattering on them. There are some of us who aren't going to look like a million bucks in a swimsuit no matter what, but you can certainly choose one more flattering than about 85% of people on the beach have! (2) People have lots of tatoos. I mean LOTS of ink. Big tattoos. Most of them I can't even make out what they are. At this rate, I'm thinking some of you should encourage your artistic kids to consider tatoo artist as a profession, as there must be loads of money it!
Well tonight is the last night in paradise. I have to head home tomorrow. I was trying to figure out how to hit the beach for a bit in the morning, but I think I have to leave here by 10:30, so that is probably pushing it. The one good thing about coming home is seeing my sweet pup. I have to figure out when I'm going to get her from her grandparents, but I'm in need of puppy kisses!
There was momentary excitement yesterday when I feared I had been drugged and possibly blacked out when the jet ski guy stopped by my palapa and said "remember me?", to which I replied , "No", and he said "no?" and I said "no" and he wondered off. I immediately feared I had blacked out at some point, but no, I can account for all my time here. Never seen him before in my life. I swear! He probably can't tell one blonde white chick from the next!
Only a couple of other things of interest to note. (1) People really have a difficult time choosing a swimsuit that is flattering on them. There are some of us who aren't going to look like a million bucks in a swimsuit no matter what, but you can certainly choose one more flattering than about 85% of people on the beach have! (2) People have lots of tatoos. I mean LOTS of ink. Big tattoos. Most of them I can't even make out what they are. At this rate, I'm thinking some of you should encourage your artistic kids to consider tatoo artist as a profession, as there must be loads of money it!
Well tonight is the last night in paradise. I have to head home tomorrow. I was trying to figure out how to hit the beach for a bit in the morning, but I think I have to leave here by 10:30, so that is probably pushing it. The one good thing about coming home is seeing my sweet pup. I have to figure out when I'm going to get her from her grandparents, but I'm in need of puppy kisses!
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I agree about tattos...appears that a lot of people don't have parents like mine. I would have been dead had I gotten a tattoo. As will Emery or Brooks be if they write on their bodies!! ERRRRRR.
Can't wait to hear all about your trip. Sounds perfect.