Tuesday, July 6, 2010

B is for...

B is for BRAT. No, not me. Lola.

Have I ever mentioned that I really need to live on like 10 acres because Lola hates people? Well she does. I'm not sure why. It isn't like we've ever lived out in the country. I lived in the heart of Dallas when I got her. I mean for goodness sake, it was so close quarters that the crazy old lady next door would wake me up when she opened her back door!

But alas, Lola barks when she hears kids playing, hears a neighbor lock their car door and their alarm beeps, etc. She gets really bent out of shape when anyone leaves handbills on the door or God forbid, rings the doorbell. Just yesterday some guy stopped by and was trying to get me to sign a petition. I was trying to only crack the door, so that she wouldn't attack. She was growling, and I don't know what he was thinking other than she was cute and little, but he tried to reach in and pet her and she in turn tried to take his hand off.

Today, the lawn crew got the wrath of Lola. Sure they were really, really late, but I mean, they didn't deserve this...



P.S. I could have gone through the alphabet with this one...

A is for annoying
B is for brat
C is for COME ON!
D is for demonic dog
E is for ENOUGH!
F is for FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LOLA...
G is for GOD BLESS LOLA, SHUT UP!
H is for headache
I is for intervention (from the dog whisperer)...

I think you get the point.

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