Skip to main content

This is my life

I get a text tonight saying What are you doing tonight? Now it didn't come from anyone who is plugged in as a contact on my phone, which are really the only people in the world who I know that might care about "what I'm doing tonight" and even then, I don't think most of them do.


So I text back and say Who is this? I get back an answer of Austin (not really his name, but I'm changing it due to the next part of the story). Now the ONLY Austin I know, is a ex of one of my good friends and I'm over 100% certain that he would NOT be texting me, let alone care what "I'm doing tonight" (he's a little scared of me, but that's another story. Really I am sweet as sugar and wouldn't hurt a fly :).


So I text back Who? Then I get a reply that says, The only Austin you know! So I say, The only Austin I know wouldn't be texting me and wouldn't care what I'm doing tonight. This time I get a reply of Austin Brown (note this is not anyone I know and has now ruled out the only Austin I do know). I text back You've got the wrong number.


I get a reply No, you remember, I'm Erica's friend. I text back, No, you have the wrong number. He texts back No, You just graduated right. So I text back Nope. Like I said, you've got the wrong number.


Then I expect our conversation is over...but then I would be wrong! I get a text back saying Well what is your name? Seriously? Do kids these days just "hook up" with random people they text?

So I text back Get Lost Dude.

Then, I get a text back saying F*%$ You!

So to sum it all up, the only person who cares what I'm doing tonight, doesn't really know me and ends up cussing me out. This is my life!






Comments

Abby said…
That cracks me up!!
Ann said…
Still more entertaining than my evening!
The Ffrench's said…
I am laughing my ass off at your little cartoon guy !!!

Popular posts from this blog

Swiss Oatmeal {Copy Cat Recipe}

I'm obsessed with Swiss Oatmeal.  I particularly love  Corner Bakery's Swiss Oatmeal.  If you are not familiar with Swiss Oatmeal, it is a cold oatmeal cereal with fruit and nuts.

I've had a similar recipe for years, but it was only similar.  It wasn't close enough for my liking.  So I finally set out into the land of Pinterest to find a recipe that was a good Copy Cat.  I found a few, combined them and came up with what I think is a very close Copy Cat Recipe of Corner Bakery's Swiss Oatmeal.

Here's what I do (note, this recipe is really just pictures, because I don't really have measurements for these things.  The photos aren't great, but it's easier if I show you what I do)...

Here's the Phase 1ingredients... Milk Honey Yogurt (I use a vanilla greek yogurt) Oats (old fashioned, not quick...you probably could do steel cut too)  I've simplified this to where you only need a bowl and a spoon for Phase 1 because I use my yogurt cup as a meas…

It's all about the dress...

I mean I guess it's really all about getting married, but come on, you always anticipate the dress right?  Well holy moly folks!  Today a big secret was released to the press.  No, we still don't know which dress or tiara Kate will be wearing, but we heard for the first time that Princess Diana had a back-up dress!  Here are some of the pictures and sketches...

Real dress on Left~ Back-up on the Right Here are the sketches of the back-up dress

And you know what?  I like the back-up dress better than the one she wore!  I know, I know.  I'm going to get blasted for saying that, but I'll just confess it right now... My name is Kara and I've never thought Princess Diana's dress was all that and a bag of chips.  Nope.  Not my favorite Royal Wedding Dress by any stretch of the imagination.  What is my favorite?  Probably the one that Sarah Ferguson wore when she married Andrew...
It had beautiful beading and stitching throughout.  Also on the train it had an "A&quo…

Pumpkins, Gourds & Flowers, oh my!

Yesterday, I went to the Dallas Arboretum.  Lisa, Jennifer, and I went as my birthday outing.  We got a late start due to some court delays, so we stopped for lunch first.  I needed some make-up too, so we went to Neimans.  We ogled some purses, had lunch, I got some make-up and then we headed out to the arboretum (in the rain).

It was raining pretty good on the way over, but luckily, we only needed umbrellas for a few minutes.  Thankfully the sun never came out, because it was so humid, I'm pretty sure we would have melted. 




First, we made our way toward the Pumpkin Village...

I love how they made garland out of the mini-pumpkins...






These rose bushes were just stunning!  The roses on each bush varied in color from a coral, to a blush, to a purple hue...
It was Fall at the arboretum, and pumpkins, gourds, and mums are a large part of the visit.  However, they also have a Chihuly art exhibition going on.  I took so many pictures, I HAVE to make that it's whole separate post.  …