This is my life

I get a text tonight saying What are you doing tonight? Now it didn't come from anyone who is plugged in as a contact on my phone, which are really the only people in the world who I know that might care about "what I'm doing tonight" and even then, I don't think most of them do.


So I text back and say Who is this? I get back an answer of Austin (not really his name, but I'm changing it due to the next part of the story). Now the ONLY Austin I know, is a ex of one of my good friends and I'm over 100% certain that he would NOT be texting me, let alone care what "I'm doing tonight" (he's a little scared of me, but that's another story. Really I am sweet as sugar and wouldn't hurt a fly :).


So I text back Who? Then I get a reply that says, The only Austin you know! So I say, The only Austin I know wouldn't be texting me and wouldn't care what I'm doing tonight. This time I get a reply of Austin Brown (note this is not anyone I know and has now ruled out the only Austin I do know). I text back You've got the wrong number.


I get a reply No, you remember, I'm Erica's friend. I text back, No, you have the wrong number. He texts back No, You just graduated right. So I text back Nope. Like I said, you've got the wrong number.


Then I expect our conversation is over...but then I would be wrong! I get a text back saying Well what is your name? Seriously? Do kids these days just "hook up" with random people they text?

So I text back Get Lost Dude.

Then, I get a text back saying F*%$ You!

So to sum it all up, the only person who cares what I'm doing tonight, doesn't really know me and ends up cussing me out. This is my life!