Who can name ever single character in this photo?
Now maybe I know all their names because the real Southfork Ranch is located in my county. And located near the ranch is a trailer park named Southfork Trailer Park. And in said trailer park each and every street is named after a character. And on the said streets, lots of criminals live and get arrested, thus I see their names and addresses on the jail list daily. But no, this is not how I know the names of these characters. It is because I remember watching Dallas every single week.
I love Dallas. I'll confess... I even own some on DVD. So you can imagine my delight that TNT is bringing Dallas back to us next summer!
I love that JR is still
P.S. Please don't not respond and tell me that you were not alive when Dallas originally aired. It will be harmful to my psyche. Thank you for your cooperation.