I just had an explosion in my kitchen. Okay, that may be overselling it a little, but it was a calamity nonetheless! I was loading cans of Diet Dr. Pepper into the ice box and talking to my Dad on the phone at the same time. I dropped a can on the floor and it EXPLODED! I mean, that sucker really EXPLODED! Clearly this is a case of not being able to walk and chew gum at the same time!
I have dropped cans before and had them spew, but that was nothing compared to today's EXPLOSION. It went all over the floor of course, but also the cabinets, the walls, all the appliances, the canisters on the counter, the backsplashes, all my crap sitting all over the counters, and heck, I even found it behind my Kitchenaid Mixer. It is what you call a D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R!!!
Luckily, I was able to keep Lola, miss restricted diet dog, from lapping it up before I was able to clean. I'm quite concerned that I may have to move now because my kitchen may be sticky from now until the end of time!
I have dropped cans before and had them spew, but that was nothing compared to today's EXPLOSION. It went all over the floor of course, but also the cabinets, the walls, all the appliances, the canisters on the counter, the backsplashes, all my crap sitting all over the counters, and heck, I even found it behind my Kitchenaid Mixer. It is what you call a D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R!!!
Luckily, I was able to keep Lola, miss restricted diet dog, from lapping it up before I was able to clean. I'm quite concerned that I may have to move now because my kitchen may be sticky from now until the end of time!
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