White Dog for Sale....
This afternoon, I had a killer Sinus headache. You know, the kind where it feels like an elephant is sitting on your face. So I decided to try and take a nap.
Normally, me wanting to take a nap is a great fit with Lola's schedule seeing as she naps about 19 hours of the day. But when I really, really need to get a nap in, Lola conspires with the universe to thwart that activity.
Today, she kept growling. Then she kept jumping off the bed and was at the front door pitching an absolute fit about something. What did I do? I put in ear plugs and hoped that if someone was breaking in that they would do so quietly and leave my bed and warm down duvet even if they stole everything else that I owned.
Lola didn't stop there. No she located a pony-tail holder (aka: her favorite toy on earth) and came back to my bed and played with it (which is akin to a child playing trampoline on the bed). I took that away from her and told her to get lost. Then a few minutes later I had a wet nose nosing me in the face. When that didn't work, I had a paw in the face.
So I'm listing a white dog for sale. She a perfect companion as long as you never really NEED a nap!
Just kidding. I wouldn't trade her for anything, but I have gotten my revenge by keeping her outside in the 28 degree weather while I typed this post. That'll show her! Well that and I will probably make loud noises every time she tries to nap for the next day or two. It's only fair afterall...
This afternoon, I had a killer Sinus headache. You know, the kind where it feels like an elephant is sitting on your face. So I decided to try and take a nap.
Normally, me wanting to take a nap is a great fit with Lola's schedule seeing as she naps about 19 hours of the day. But when I really, really need to get a nap in, Lola conspires with the universe to thwart that activity.
Today, she kept growling. Then she kept jumping off the bed and was at the front door pitching an absolute fit about something. What did I do? I put in ear plugs and hoped that if someone was breaking in that they would do so quietly and leave my bed and warm down duvet even if they stole everything else that I owned.
Lola didn't stop there. No she located a pony-tail holder (aka: her favorite toy on earth) and came back to my bed and played with it (which is akin to a child playing trampoline on the bed). I took that away from her and told her to get lost. Then a few minutes later I had a wet nose nosing me in the face. When that didn't work, I had a paw in the face.
So I'm listing a white dog for sale. She a perfect companion as long as you never really NEED a nap!
Just kidding. I wouldn't trade her for anything, but I have gotten my revenge by keeping her outside in the 28 degree weather while I typed this post. That'll show her! Well that and I will probably make loud noises every time she tries to nap for the next day or two. It's only fair afterall...
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